Today I pulled three drowning kittens out of an abandoned couch that had been dumped in the ditch across from my house sometime this morning and since I am also OFF MY FUCKING MEDS THANX TO YET ANOTHER IRRESPONSIBLE DOCTOR I find myself filled with much more rage than usual at the pathethic way so many human beings conduct their affairs. In other words, this record REALLY SOUNDS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE SNDTRK FOR WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THE NEXT SORRY SONOFABITCH I CATCH FUCKING AROUND IN THAT DITCH.
Forsaken
If it weren't for Brutal Death Metal I'd be "dead or in jail" like that ALL-TIME JACKASS OF A DRAFT-DODGIN', PEDOPHILIAC ASSHOLE Ted "I'M RIDING MY EXPLOITATION OF THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT INTO THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN, PUSSIES!" Nugent. I do hope Theodore enjoys having the Secret Service waaay up his ass for the rest of his natural life.
Do I exaggerate?
In the interest of full disclosure I have to admit I actually gave Free-for-All a favorable review in my high school newspaper. The bloody stain will never wear off.
If it weren't for Brutal Death Metal I'd be "dead or in jail" like that ALL-TIME JACKASS OF A DRAFT-DODGIN', PEDOPHILIAC ASSHOLE Ted "I'M RIDING MY EXPLOITATION OF THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT INTO THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN, PUSSIES!" Nugent. I do hope Theodore enjoys having the Secret Service waaay up his ass for the rest of his natural life.
Do I exaggerate?
In the interest of full disclosure I have to admit I actually gave Free-for-All a favorable review in my high school newspaper. The bloody stain will never wear off.
5 comments:
You should probably chalk that up to youthful indiscretions and forgive yourself on the Nugget thing. As for the kittens, they are incredibly lucky to have had you and your empathy arrive just in time.
Mitch
Yep, Ted's an ass hole. hell, I used to play Free For All and Cat Scratch Fever endlessly in the ol' 8-track. Somewhere along the line he became a dick head. Probably always was.
he gives gun owners and has-been rock stars a really bad name...
On an unrelated note, this record is a total motherfucker.
yep.
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