Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Metal Machine Music - Now 2nd Most Unpopular Lou Reed Record

One of the most beautiful recordings I have ever heard, so beautiful that even though listening to it is like having your skull slowly, oh so gently buzzsawed in half for about an hour, all you will see are beautiful chrome angels welcoming you to your eternal rest...(sigh). I used to fall asleep to this thing a lot when I was a younger man. Still could, I suppose.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Thor Anger Thor

I think that you & I both know this is actually one of the best videos ever made.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

God Dethroned - Under The Sign Of The Iron Cross

This is Kaiser Wilhelm II. It's his fault.

This is definitely my favorite death metal band that sings about nothing but World War I...

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The Cast of Eerie Publications perform the Johnson-Smith Novelty Company "Horror Record"

I posted this about a year and a half ago over at my olde blogge and it needs reposting here so more people can see it, 'cause it's amazing...

 The soundtrack from my own copy, complete with scratchier atmosphere...

Alternatively, you could listen to this while watching...

...or read the damned things here.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Having A Crisis Of Conscience, BRB

Should you have a crisis of F-A-I-T-H before my return, put this record in your headphones and smoke it. As my mother once told me, the road to H-E-L-L is paved with good intentions...

Somehow, I managed to resist the unholy temptation to caption this picture.