Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Blueprint for Brutal Death Metal - Visceral Disgorge

 Maybe brownprint would be more appropriate.

Makes sense that they're from Baltimore- all this stuff about eating shit. The denizens film themselves eating it off the sidewalk there, apparently. The guy on the right even looks like John Waters. These guys probably grew up at the Maryland Deathfest. Anyway, they made a great record. Recommended.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Krampüs - Not The Folk Metal Band

I don't normally post new releases especially right after everyone else has posted them but I've been busy with my own musical project this week so I'm a little distracted from blogging
and/but this record is so much fun I'm posting it anyway. You can just see
them li'l demons hoppity-hop-hopping around skewering people.
Krampüs are from Hungary and not to be confused with the Italian folk metal band...

Friday, May 11, 2012

Portal - The End Mills

How long until the new Portal record? Does Australia celebrate Hallowe'en?

Adorning insane hieroglyphs
Extraneous hands gesture my entrance
Therein impossible angles of
Transdimensional interior

All truths of multiversal
Knowing - Revealed
Nothing unrealized

I consume dimensions
Passing through unearthly
Stupendous Neo-Vistars

Occult Splendors
Were revealed

The Foul express
Through angles
The Pure
Through curves

(Portal fan art)

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Flowers Of Evil - Ruth White Does Charles Baudelaire

Scratchy vinyl reveals creepy-sounding beatnik chick perpetrating electronic madness whilst garbling Baudelaire. IN THE 60s.

He likes it! Hey Chucky!

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Just Being Guitarded

The Devil made me downtune and doomdown.

 I do not recommend the Digitech Death Metal pedal except as a paperweight, LOL.

You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties...


Your grandmother is a beautiful ghost.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Going Nowhere Mighty Fast And It's Awesome - Technical Death Metal

Appropriate cover art makes a big comeback here at the event horizon of MCBO as we offer these three examples of Deconstruct-Physical-Reality-By-Numbers school of technical death metal. I must offer this disclaimer- Any irrational fears of falling into a black hole that manifest themselves in your nightmares tonight are not my responsibility.