Friday, April 27, 2012

Portal Is There For You

You can tell I'm depressed if I post Portal videos because that's usually when I post them- when I'm depressed. Actually don't get depressed anymore hardly but when I do, Pormusital (use as directed) is always there for me. Then I am happy again in the way that being horrified can put aircraft-grade aluminum in your spine. Listen to Portal while you wash dishes! Works for me. The drain will expand and beckon...

Dear Membranebers of Portal- Please hurry the fuck up and release the new record and tour the U.S., specifically Houston (but much more likely Austin), Tx., so I can cheer up FOR GOOD. Thanx, P.G.

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