Execrable Excrescence Of Exsufflicate Exenterating Exertion

 For once I'm posting something that does not look like it sounds- (bad band name alert) Bodies Lay Broken's Execrable Excrescence Of Exsufflicate Exenterating Exertion. Apparently one member of this goregrind trio is tremelo-plunking a huge, amplified rubber band, which frankly sounds awesome. The entire cassette album is 9 mins., 8 secs. long.

Inguinal Irruption Of Cystitic Clabber

Portal - Warped & Evil Metal Demo 1998

Portal 98

oops...

186 days 'til Hallowe'en...

Portal Is There For You

You can tell I'm depressed if I post Portal videos because that's usually when I post them- when I'm depressed. Actually don't get depressed anymore hardly but when I do, Pormusital (use as directed) is always there for me. Then I am happy again in the way that being horrified can put aircraft-grade aluminum in your spine. Listen to Portal while you wash dishes! Works for me. The drain will expand and beckon...

Dear Membranebers of Portal- Please hurry the fuck up and release the new record and tour the U.S., specifically Houston (but much more likely Austin), Tx., so I can cheer up FOR GOOD. Thanx, P.G.

Devil - Magister Mundi Xum

 I like Norway's Devil because to me they sound like a garage band circa 19666 who, after seeing a few Vincent Price films and Disney's Scarecrow of Romney Marsh, decided to get into Satan 'n' stuff well before it became fashionable for Coven or Black Sabbath to do so. Just straightfoward pre-post-psychedelic doom. Satan makes your hair grow faster...

Spirit of the Cult

Maybe it's just me...

Destruction - Release From Agony

Are we all better now?

In Memorium Frost Domain?

(oops, never mind.)

Mental Funeral Autopsy Horror

I have an "appointment" tomorrow...

It will be "interesting".

Sunday Mornings With...Encoffination

I've said it before and I say it again- this sounds exactly like it looks.

Elegant In Their Funebrial Cloaks, Arisen

I'm terribly sorry, but there's really no point trying to repent while wearing
a Sisters Of Mercy t-shirt...

To Hell With It

It's such a nice day. Let's go to Amsterdam, get more stoned than we've ever been in our lives and ride this damn thing. What else is there to do in Amsterdam?

Better skip this one, looks INCREDIBLY LAME.

Later tonight, we'll just hang out in front of it and stare at it...

Vengeful - The Omnipresent Curse I CURSE YOU WITH

Today I pulled three drowning kittens out of an abandoned couch that had been dumped in the ditch across from my house sometime this morning and since I am also OFF MY FUCKING MEDS THANX TO YET ANOTHER IRRESPONSIBLE DOCTOR I find myself filled with much more rage than usual at the pathethic way so many human beings conduct their affairs. In other words, this record REALLY SOUNDS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE SNDTRK FOR WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THE NEXT SORRY SONOFABITCH I CATCH FUCKING AROUND IN THAT DITCH.

Forsaken

If it weren't for Brutal Death Metal I'd be "dead or in jail" like that ALL-TIME JACKASS OF A DRAFT-DODGIN', PEDOPHILIAC ASSHOLE Ted "I'M RIDING MY EXPLOITATION OF THE WILLFULLY IGNORANT INTO THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN, PUSSIES!" Nugent.  I do hope Theodore enjoys having the Secret Service waaay up his ass for the rest of his natural life.

Do I exaggerate?

In the interest of full disclosure I have to admit I actually gave Free-for-All a favorable review in my high school newspaper. The bloody stain will never wear off.

Gespenster Geschichten

Einfach überwältigend. Finden Sie mehr Bildnisse hier.

Where We Are From - Scarey Business

Awesome surly 60s garage rock comp, check it out! Just listen to track 10, that'll pull you in...

Edge Of Nowhere

Sunday Afternoons With Cannibal Corpse

 So I slept late, it's Sunday...

When Death Replaces Life

Random nightmarish Griffin leaf-nosed bat pictures.



You're welcome.

Deadly Monster Surfing Creature Time MTHRFCKR

 I'd like to discuss the importance of Instrumental Surf badassery in the overall musical scheme of things but I'm just too fucking surly today. Don't worry, I'll be posting more in the future. Today I'd just like to say that though both of these records look cool, be advised that the artwork for both reflects their individual moods- above, laid back studio pros, below, action-packed real bands.

There's A Creature In The Surfer's Lagoon

Hand Full Of Blood

Iron Butterfly - Are You Happy?

 It's such a nice day here in Houston that all I feel like posting is a bunch of old Iron Butterfly records...

Possession

Filled With Fear

Termination

In The Time Of Our Lives

Yeah, whatever...

Sunday Mornings With Cannibal Corpse

From Skin To Liquid

Oh yeah, it's Easter, isn't it?...



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If Grindcore Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right

Copremesis - Muay Thai Ladyboy

I love this album but I definitely don't want to marry it...

SUFFOCATION

 Suffocation represent brutal death metal perfected to a point where it has become truly graceful, even balletic. Weapons dance on their fingertips, black holes are juggled with ease. Plus, they've been around forever. Occasionally the lyrics tip into Suicidal Tendencies territory, though nothing there quite collides with "Mom, I just want a Pepsi!" but "My mother once told me, 'Shut Up!'" comes close. Look, this is the shit, just take my word for it...

Provoking The Disturbed

Translucent Patterns of Delirium



Catacombs - In The Depths Of R'lyeh

So, after I got my wife situated at the emergency room earlier today, I gave my folks a ring to check in on them and found out my mom was also in the emergency room, although in a different city. At least my mom has insurance. So, uh, here's a crushingly slooooooooow doom record for when all those catchy tunes you usually rely on to bolster your spirits suddenly sound hollow and mocking...

Just be glad your state doesn't have a "governor" like Rick Perry raping women's health providers like we do here in Texas, but then I guess you could have someone worse, these ignorant Good Ol' Boy types are fucking EVERYWHERE...